1. okusuck:

    IMAGINE IF SIMON COWELL WAS YOUR DAD AND YOU WERE SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SAID “ITS A NO FROM ME”

    (via pagingme)

     

    1. parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
    2. me: well they turned into a cunt
     
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  3. punnier:

    velma on the streets but daphne in the sheets

    (via toodopetoexist)

     

  4. 420calum:

    So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

    (via ieatshadesofgay)

     
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  10. phlurp:

    My friend claimed he could play Flight of the Bumblebee and accompany himself. Then he did this.

    (via laughcentre)

     
     
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  12. (Source: 90s90s90s, via laughcentre)

     
  13. ouyangdan:

    themetaisawesome:

    thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    gillpickle:

    my babies are big, strong

    THEIR FEATHERS STILL HAVE NOT COME IN YET BUT THAT IS OKAY

    I STILL LOVE YOU

    MY WEIRD FEATHERLESS CHICKEN BABIES

    The wonders of adoption

    seems legit

    (Source: worldofthecutestcuties, via laughcentre)

     
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